OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
I just wanted to let you all know that I’ve made my stories more easy to find. On the side of my blog is a link called “My Stories” which will take you to a collection of all the USUK/UKUS short stories I have here on Tumblr. There are titles, descriptions, and links - all for your convenience! (:
HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.
Literally me if I ever try to be a parent
THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO
the fucking ceiling cat
this is perfect
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME
Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs.
This is the first time that candy corn has ever actually looked like corn to me and I need a minute to process this